Step 1- Hire Megan Fox, and cast her as the main lead. The average audience will follow her more than the true main characters, anyway.
Step 2- Have explosions every five seconds; explosions are awesome so let's put a ton of them in!
Step 3- Make it as edgy as possible. Lighthearted is so overrated!
Step 4- Make the title characters the side characters; make Megan Fox the main focus of the film.
Step 5- Make the same film over and over again, nobody will notice... (oh wait, we do!)
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